Things Trixie Loves

Crab Revenge. The name basically says it all. If you’re still not sure what we’re talking about here, the company’s tag line is: “Yes, we sell revenge in a vial and yes, we’re proud of it.”

Media and legal attention has somewhat stifled their ability to be 100% honest with their consumers. The vials, which start at $20 (and peak at the $50 F Strain—“not affected by shampoo”), are now referred to on the website as “novelty items” similar to what one might purchase at a prank or joke shop. However, the FAQ still points out that the items will not be viable after 2 to 3 weeks.