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I need feminism because other people shouldn’t shame me for wanting to be a single mom
This. Fucking this. Always.
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Love this! It’s so true & perfect!
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This is why gender neutral bathrooms are necessary
Some places around here have gender neutral bathrooms...
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All things truly wicked start from innocence.
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His shirt reads “They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one.”
You are a bad-ass.
There are only two countries that have child poverty rates over 20%: Romania and the United States.
(via clgomalley)
Kony 2012 spray painted on a 1889 memorial for the victims of the Boston Massacre
Yeah, that’ll stop him.
Oh, what the fuck?
You’re fucking kidding, right?
This week, Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney came out and said that Obama, as President, could not claim responsibility for the economy turning around.
Mitt Romney, who wants us to know that Presidents don’t have the power to fix the economy, is running for President on a platform of being able to fix the economy.
0.o
“…and we need a little cooperation from the people who are stealing, who are stealing these movies, and we’re not getting it!” — Bill Mayer, “Real Time with Bill Mayer,” in defense of SOPA, a bill which he admits he did not read, and “doesn’t get.”
No, Bill. Do you really expect criminals to cooperate with the law? REALLY? You admit that you don’t understand what this bill is really about, that you haven’t read it. You admit the reason you even CARE is because when you released “Religulous,” you lost a large amount of profit to illegal file-sharing.
When Jennifer Granholm pointed out that at the very least, we could admire the proof that our individual citizens, when banded together, still had power in our government, you laughed it off, saying, “No, they just want free shit! They don’t want to stop getting free shit!”
Hey, Bill, I don’t pirate. That’s not to say I don’t want free shit, its just against my personal morals. Plenty of people were against SOPA on grounds that weren’t about saving their own asses. You know why we didn’t want SOPA passed? Because we felt there was a big difference between uploading the entire “Family Guy” series to your site and then selling ad space, versus taking a home video of your grandma’s centennial—where the whole nursing home gathered round and sang “Happy Birthday”—and uploading it to YouTube.
- Alex Trebek: A blow to the back of the neck is the punch named for this animal.
- Mike, Jeapardy! Contestant: What is a donkey?
LOLed.
you can help by expanding it
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Probably not what they mean. But still, I’m reading your mail. And severely frightened by it. Are we about to see the court systems inundated with a “Wiki” defense? No, Wiki, didn’t we learn from that Guinness World Records image?
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The only thing worse than Netflix splitting into two separate companies is poverty, war, rape, abuse, and every single real crisis in the world.
Did I just hear auto-tuning in your commercial? Did I?
Congratulations. You’ve just joined my list of companies I’m boycotting solely on the tastelessness of their commercials.
Yes, auto-tuning earns you a spot on that list. Keep that in mind, Scion—I know what you’re planning.
Daniel Patrick Moynihan (via thoughtlessfroth)
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