"...followed by a brisk mauling."
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I need feminism because other people shouldn’t shame me for wanting to be a single mom
This. Fucking this. Always.
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Love this! It’s so true & perfect!
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This is why gender neutral bathrooms are necessary
Some places around here have gender neutral bathrooms...
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All things truly wicked start from innocence.
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His shirt reads “They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one.”
You are a bad-ass.
Granted, this thought is starting to help.
(via eloquentandbrave)
Feeling this right now.
“You can’t spell pimp without imp.”
Priceless. Almost as good as “If you’ve got an unmoveable place to stand, I’ve got a lever or infinite length, if you know what I mean…” and “Slytherin to my Chamber of Secrets?”
So much lulz.
(via thoughtlessfroth)
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, better known as the Stephen Colbert Super-PAC, proves (through a logical fallacy) that Mitt Romney is a serial killer.
And I believe those soothing dulcet tones are provided by John Lithgow.
